Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Thoughts of the moment

1. gnomes, gnomes, gnomes, gnomes.
2. I love Vermont, look at those mountains!
3.Who are you??? Your not my kid!!! Your not my grand kid!!! Who invited you!?!?
4. Fluffy pillow.
5.Chocolate.
6. More chocolate.
7. A big, fluffy, brand new, freshly washed, egyptian cotton, top quality towel.
8. Ghost monkeys!!!
9. Poodle's birthday surprise.
10. Hatin' on school.
11. Jack squat.
12. Kale, apples, and gramcrackers.
13. Going all out on everything.
14.  VERMONSTERS!!!
15. How could I make a man out of yoooooooooooooou???
16. He knows jack squat about love... I mean, he's divorced!!!
17.14,000 calories, 500 grams of fat.
18. Barron.
19. Shaggy and Scooby.
20.If you are reading this T-C-O, hope the orange is gone.
21. Keep the monkey.

Friday, July 13, 2012

Diadadidadododidadidido

Howdy!!! Sorry I haven't been posting for awhile, but I had camp all week and last week Ii just wasn't motivated. I am going through a wave of exceeding business, and all I want to do is hang out with Poodly and Morgan. (me and poodle have a alias for a certain friend, if you saw her last post) Morgana's mom is always working, and i NEVER see her anymore. She invited me to sleepover monday, but i have another freaking camp. I know what you're thinking, "Hey, if your so busy and stuff, and you don't want to be, why don't you drop something, and why did you sign up for all this in the first place???" To be honest, I have no idea and I am regreting it. I really, really want a frappichino right now. I had a camp out at camp last night, and i slept less then I really should of. I had to share my tent with eight other girls, and that is not easy to fall asleep to. On the 4th of July, I went to these awesome fireworks, and my only complaint was that during the fireworks they played patriot music, which was annoying, but became increasingly annoying considering they only had a CD of about three songs. One was God Bless America, which was most frequently played, about 4 or 5 times. It was pretty, but it ruined the mood a bit. Heres the thing... it was sung me Celine Dion. She has a great voice and all, but if I'm going to listen to God Bless America four times, I would think it should be sung my, I don't know, an American??? (Celine Dion is from Canada) Poodle is watching her aunt's dog while they are in Fiji, which I have to find the link to there blog... (Poodly, I know you have it) Anyway, he iis a beautiful husky named Diablo, but we call him Di, whichis where the title of this post came from.

Keep it real and fail with style.
-I  

Sunday, July 1, 2012

Hot and Antsy.

Why would anyone voluntarely live somewhere soooooooooo hot??? I live in New England, where the weather is pretty warrm in summer, but it occasionally spikes up, like right now. I feel like it's always somewhere in the nineties and the humididty is so thick I feel like I could take a knife to it. I'm excited though, because I just got a new ipod dock and alarm clock. Today I went to Starbucks with my youth group, and as I was getting out of the car, my sister puts the seat down and my finger got jammed between the arm rest and seat part, so I'm in Starbucks, and I'm crying because it hurts so bad, meanwhile I'm just waiting for my frappicinio (which was a mocha cookie crumble with coffee, which was utterly AMAZING) so another guy in my youth group, lets call him Nick for now because I don't like to use real names, tells me this story to try and cheer me up and distract me from my finger...
 "So yesterday I found an ant in my room. I picked it up with tweezers, and used the ultimate ant psycological torture method. I used my tweezers and put it in a jar, full of sugar. Since ants are hardwired to bring food to the colony, its perfect. There's all this food, but they can't take it anywhere. It really messes with them. So, 3 or 4 hours later, I let it out. He goes back to the colony, and they have questions (He said this part with a British accent, and you'll see why later) "Where's the food Nigel? We can smell it on you. where have you been!?", "I don't know!!! So much food, but I couldn't bring a lick of it back!!!" And the reason I say that with an accent is beacause there is a joke that all ants are British, because they colonize!!!"
Ba-dum-ch.
Gotta love cheesy stories, though I would hate to be messed with like that.